Slug Stage

Enter an alternate reality where space slugs from Saturn have taken over Thamesmead! Luckily, a team of incredible musicians and DJs has assembled to battle the aliens using the power of music. Dance and mosh for the soul of South London inside an immersive and inclusive big top tent.

Programmed by The Serious-Worms, a group of young artists from Bexley charity Re-Instate, which empowers people with learning disabilities and autism. Supported by Three Rivers.

  • Monster Machine Thamesmead Festival

    12.40pm:
    Monster Machine

    Spooky, raw, punk-rock group promising powerful, joyful headbangers with tight basslines, heavy drums and scary synths.

  • Afromerm Thamesmead Festival 2026

    1.30pm:
    afromerm

    Award-winning South London composer and sound artist working with electronic textures, voice, live instrumentation and her own motion-reactive instrument, Juniper.

  • Lady Neptune Thamesmead Festival

    2.20pm:
    Lady Neptune

    High-energy sound combining gabber, happy hardcore, industrial techno and experimental pop with distorted electronics, infectious melodies, and a bold DIY aesthetic.

  • Frank Chickens Thamesmead Festival

    3.20pm:
    Frank Chickens

    London-based band of Japanese exiles nominated for the 1984 Edinburgh Comedy Award, heralded by legendary DJ John Peel and known for their indie hit We Are Ninja.

  • TOBITHEFREAK

    4.10pm:
    TOBITHEFREAK

    South London-born Nigerian artist, producer, DJ and multi-instrumentalist, blending ambient soundscapes, moody chords, heavy electronic drums, understated vocals and introspective lyrics.

  • Noon Garden Charles Prest Thamesmead Festival (1)

    5pm:
    Noon Garden

    Colourful, psychedelic pop, warm melodies and playful experimentation from Charles Prest, founder of internationally acclaimed psychedelic group Flamingods.

  • DJ Thamesmead Festival

    All day:
    DJ sets

    Performances on the the Slug Stage will be interspersed with incredible DJ sets from Tanum Sound System, Worms in Suits and Heart n Soul DJs.

Thamesmead Festival Audience

Park Stage

Expect spectacular sounds and scenic views over Thamesmead and Southmere Lake from our biggest stage.
Unplugged Stage Thamesmead Festival

Unplugged Stage

Enjoy acoustic and intimate performances from the comfort of hay bales nestled among the trees on Southmere Hill.
Thamesmead Festival 2021 Photo Credit Miles Evans

Southmere Stage

Soak up a diverse bill of community-focused sets and acts, including festival favourite the Thamesmead Dog Show.